Here at Insert Name Here Gaming our core members have worked tirelessly for the last three and half hours and after this rigorous and intense struggle, we have come up with the device that we will need you to spend 120 hours a week over the next three months making a reality: The O.U.R. System.
The O.U.R. or Ostentatiously Unreal Reality System is designed to take gaming to a level most gamers have only dreamed of. So we look to you, to look to the future, to look past the present, to step forward, to make the presenture a realinow. Welcome to the home of tomorrow’s gaming, at this very moment.
-Alex Johnson, CEO of Insert Name Here Gaming